A fan-made creation making the rounds on Reddit has players doing a double-take. Presenting: the Walking Cottage mount. The animation shows a literal house perched on massive rock legs, complete with a mock tooltip that reads: “Don’t like your neighbour? Pick up and journey the world in your mobile home to find the perfect place to settle down”.
Naturally, the community immediately dubbed it the $999.99 store mount—fully equipped, of course, with an Auction House, mailbox, vendor, repair, barber, and probably a transmog station for good measure. The humor is a clear nod to the infamous 
Mighty Caravan Brutosaur and its eye-watering price in exchange for Auction House utility.
To be clear, this walking house isn’t real—it’s just a clever fan concept. But that hasn’t stopped players from imagining how convenient it would be. Would Blizzard ever go that far? Probably not. But the community will absolutely keep pretending they might.
