In a twist no one saw coming, Mario Kart World may have accidentally stolen Diablo 4‘s missing cows. While we are still busy wandering if killing 666 cows in 666,666 seconds across multiple regions will unlock mysterious relics (and give us access to a moo-filled ranch in return), Mario Kart World is already knee-deep in cow chaos, and players are loving every second of it.
Cows Have Taken Over Mario Kart World
Thanks to the addition of a playable Cow character, Mario Kart World lobbies have turned into what some are calling their own “secret cow level.” It started as a joke, but now it’s serious: you can literally see races filled with only Cows, and entire lobbies full of 24 players all mooing their way to victory.
Naturally, tracks like Moo Moo Meadows are the ultimate playground for these races. Picture this: 24 Cow racers dodging actual cows on the track. It’s chaos, art, and the crossover no one knew they needed.
Meanwhile… in Diablo 4
Over in Diablo 4, the hunt for the real Secret Cow Level continues, painfully slowly. Players have discovered various clues, from suspicious relics in different areas, zones filled with regular cows but no combat, no magic portal, and definitely no special loot.
Many players have followed the breadcrumbs since launch, hoping that Vessel of Hatred would open the gates to cow-filled madness. So far, nothing. No cow king, no moo-nsters, no hidden dairy dimension. Just silence.
It’s the perfect contrast. On one side, Diablo players are solving cryptic riddles and sacrificing time and sanity for a reward that might not exist. On the other, Mario fans just pick Cow from the character select and go. Boom. Cow Level achieved.
Is it silly? Yes. Is it oddly satisfying? Absolutely. And for Diablo players watching from the sidelines, it might sting a little, especially with the fact that a true Cow Level might only be coming with the next expansion, which isn’t even announced yet.
Until then, if you’re desperate for some cow-related content, Mario Kart World has you covered. Just be warned: once you see 24 Cows boosting around a bend in perfect formation, you might never look at Diablo’s cows the same way again.
