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True story.

It is important to never admit defeat, always eat food that is so hot it is unpallatable, drink more than you can hold to keep up with everyone else, don't sleep, always go past the pain barrier (for example during an arduous expadition) and never complain about it, don't watch anything that can be remotely described as a 'rom-com' unless the lead actress IS REALLY fit, and if you do take it to your death bed. Do not ask for help. Do not read instructions. DO NOT ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. Never admit defeat.*

These things make a man.

*unless you have the man flu; then complain, cry, be generally unable to function as a human being, because life as you know it IS over and the world really might end.

(otherwise feel better)

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What if the person who wants to watch the rom com with you is REALLY fit.... does that count?

That's ok, as long as you are not actually paying any attention to the film.

I don't make the rules, I just endorse them.

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You forgot "Epic Beard" under things that make a man.

You are totally right. I have no excuses and can only appologise profusely.

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Guys.... It's a song...

Thank goodness!

At least we have a definition of manliness for others to refer to. These things are important.

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I'm rather confused

Don't worry about it, I'm perpetually confused. I like to just go with it. Or slowly walk away...

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We should have an epic beard growing competition. Being a girl isn't a good excuse for not taking part.

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We should have an epic beard growing competition. Being a girl isn't a good excuse for not taking part.

The Bearded Lady of Guildford has already proved that :)

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We should have an epic beard growing competition. Being a girl isn't a good excuse for not taking part.

No but it is a reason... It's not that I don't likw winning... it's that I don't want an epic beard!

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