wow The Face of True Evil: Brutosaur Owners Playing Tricks

[Starym 3,779]

 

We've heard the many, many wholesome and heart-warming stories about wonderful Brutosaur owners sitting next to the Oribos mailbox so players can have a normal Auction House experience in peace, but today we have the exact opposite of that.

There are some Brutosaur owners who have... different ideas about what to do with their 5 million gold investment, and their take is to have fun with it - at the expense of the players needing their AH! There are actually many methods being used to either prevent or play tricks on players trying to use the Brutosaur AH, from the owners ejecting the AH NPC, to the somewhat more ingenious parking at an angle so the NPC isn't reachable, and then there's... this pinnacle of evil:

Source.

While we just went with it in the article title, it's important to note that this is actually completely fine and no one here is actually evil. It's their Brutosaur and they can do with it what they want to, and if they want to have a little fun with it that's totally ok, and even a little funny. We've even come across stories of the Good Samaritans actually feeling bad when they have to leave to, you know, actually play and enjoy their game, with people whispering them not quite nice things, so there's definitely a cost (other than the 5 million gold) that comes with owning one of these. Some have come up with macros that warn players they'll be moving, with countdowns and many other creative ways to say "look I know you need this but I kinda have to play the game too", so keep that in mind the next time you might get annoyed one of them moved or left in the middle of your transaction.

Here are the more conventional tricksters:

Also, while this doesn't really apply to this particular post, as it's overflowing with Brutosaurs, I feel compelled to re-post this thrilling goodbye to the Brutosaur from back when it was getting removed:

[Manbearpig 28]

Just started doing that. Quite fun to watch ppl run up to you, just to run away again 10 secs later 😄

And the video was so true in so many ways lol.

[Valhalen 1,484]

55 minutes ago, Manbearpig said:

Just started doing that. Quite fun to watch ppl run up to you, just to run away again 10 secs later 😄

And the video was so true in so many ways lol.

There is a special place in hell the Maw for people like you, lol. 😂

Edited December 10, 2020 by Valhalen

[Luname 21]

*laughs in engineer*

[Pandabuffel 153]

I had one yesterday where the guy started running at random intervals for a few yds for about 15 minutes. It looked amazing with a group of people following it in stutter-step just trying to get their shopping done.

[SidonisAntares 288]

18 hours ago, Valhalen said:

There is a special place in hell the Maw for people like you, lol. 😂

He can sit with me, I mount up on mine after hearthing back to Oribos just to ride 20 yds to the teleporter for Ring of Transference.