Valhalen 1,484 Report post Posted June 29, 2018 (edited) This is a topic purely made for fun and not to offend everyone. It was based out of a moment of stupidness with some buddies in the lobby. Come and bring your best "Your Momma" jokes featuring Heroes of the Storm. Allow me to begin. "Your momma is so fat that Zeratul needs to Blink twice to get past her." "Your momma is so fat that when The Butcher kills her once, he instantly completes the Fresh Meat quest." Here is one not HotS related that I heard in "The Predator" trailer that dropped recently: "If your mom was a video-game, she would be 'Rated E: For Everyone'." To the Admins: if this topic violates any kind of rules, feel free to delete and I apologize in advance. Edited June 29, 2018 by Valhalen 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valks 2,373 Report post Posted July 6, 2018 Yo momma is so fat, she couldn't fit in the Nexus! All good on topic btw, no need to delete. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valhalen 1,484 Report post Posted July 6, 2018 Your momma is so fat that she takes both seats while inside the Protector from Volskaya Foundry. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peaches9 15 Report post Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) Yo mama so fat Garrosh can't use Wrecking Ball on her without Titanic Might Edited July 6, 2018 by Peaches9 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mcsawyer 3 Report post Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) Yo mama so fat she can only play Cho'gal alone.. Edited July 6, 2018 by Mcsawyer 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irri 1 Report post Posted July 6, 2018 Your momma is so fat Gul'dan needs the help of 7 other Warlocks to make the Ritual of Summoning to work 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonzUn 2 Report post Posted July 7, 2018 Your momma is so fat that she is immune to Gorge. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dPunk 4 Report post Posted July 13, 2018 Ya momma so horney that she asked Chen to use Storm, Earth, Fire ulti. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lChronosl 182 Report post Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) Yo momma is so fat the no one else can fit in the Bunker after she gets in. Edited August 1, 2018 by lChronosl 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spinnni 3 Report post Posted August 3, 2018 (edited) Yo momma is so fat, only the whole octopus can stun her withOcto-Grab Yo momma is so fat, Umbral Bind pulls maiev to her Edited August 3, 2018 by Spinnni 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evincare 39 Report post Posted August 4, 2018 (edited) Yo momma's so fat, she's a permanent and movin' Graviton Surge Edited August 4, 2018 by Evincare 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valhalen 1,484 Report post Posted August 16, 2018 Your momma's so fat she eats the Devouring Maw instead of being eaten by it. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unpronounceable 4 Report post Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) Your momma's so fat, the Dragon Knight knocks itself backwards. Your momma's so fat, the Orbital BFG flies in a circle. Edited August 16, 2018 by Unpronounceable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lChronosl 182 Report post Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) Yo momma is so fat Massive Shove pushes Stukov back. Yo momma is so fat that Primal Grasp just tickles. Yo momma is so fat that Wandering Keg and Lorenado bounce off her. Yo momma is so fat that Diablo's Shadow Charge and Overpower stun himself. Yo momma is so fat that Garrosh's Titanic Might act as a nuke. Edited August 16, 2018 by lChronosl 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monchete99 1 Report post Posted August 23, 2018 Yo momma is so fat she can cast Earthquake by jumping in the air. Yo momma is so fat she can't enter in the Medivac Dropship 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VegaPl 88 Report post Posted August 24, 2018 Yo momma is so fat, she ate the Wandering Keg. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VegaPl 88 Report post Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) Yo momma is so fat, Lunara has to use both stacks of Leaping Strike to get past her. Edited August 24, 2018 by VegaPl 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pewpew 1 Report post Posted August 25, 2018 Your momma is so fat when Yrel hits her with Righteous Hammer, she knocks Yrel back. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VegaPl 88 Report post Posted August 26, 2018 Yo momma is so fat, her heroic is getting up from the couch. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unpronounceable 4 Report post Posted August 28, 2018 Yo momma is so fat, Kharazim's trait is triggered on every basic attack. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfx 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2018 Your momma is so fat that Gorge is her basic ability. With no cooldown. And permanent effect duration. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lChronosl 182 Report post Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) Yo momma is so fat that Kerrigan's Ravage and Artani's Blade Dash rebound. Edited September 5, 2018 by lChronosl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DraconicSpecialist 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2018 Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the core and didn't know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VegaPl 88 Report post Posted September 23, 2018 Yo momma is so fat, that if Orbital BFG hits her, it changes the orbit and starts going around her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greedy 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) Yo momma is so fat, Zeratuls Void Prison is consumed by her. Edited January 17, 2019 by Greedy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites