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Heroes of the Storm - Your Momma's Joke

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This is a topic purely made for fun and not to offend everyone. It was based out of a moment of stupidness with some buddies in the lobby.

Come and bring your best "Your Momma" jokes featuring Heroes of the Storm.

Allow me to begin.

"Your momma is so fat that Zeratul needs to BlinkBlink twice to get past her."

"Your momma is so fat that when The Butcher kills her once, he instantly completes the Fresh MeatFresh Meat quest."

Here is one not HotS related that I heard in "The Predator" trailer that dropped recently: "If your mom was a video-game, she would be 'Rated E: For Everyone'."

To the Admins: if this topic violates any kind of rules, feel free to delete and I apologize in advance.

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Yo momma is so fat, she couldn't fit in the Nexus!

All good on topic btw, no need to delete.

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Yo momma is so fat, only the whole octopus can stun her withOcto-GrabOcto-Grab

 

Yo momma is so fat, Umbral BindUmbral Bind pulls maiev to her

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Yo momma is so fat Massive ShoveMassive Shove pushes Stukov back.

Yo momma is so fat that Primal GraspPrimal Grasp just tickles.

Yo momma is so fat that Wandering KegWandering Keg and LorenadoLorenado bounce off her.

Yo momma is so fat that Diablo's Shadow ChargeShadow Charge and OverpowerOverpower stun himself.

Yo momma is so fat that Garrosh's Titanic MightTitanic Might act as a nuke.

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