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Blizzard has been hard at work to localize all their websites into Nerglish, the language of Murlocs.

The second April Fools joke revolves around a java script that translates any website into Nerglish. Click here to try it out!

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We’re excited to announce that the official Blizzard websites are now fully localized for murloc players everywhere. One benefit of countless failed attempts at establishing peaceful relations with various murloc tribes is that we have finally unlocked the secrets of Nerglish syntax and grammar. Thanks to this breakthrough in human-to-murloc communication, murlocs everywhere will now be able to engage with their human counterparts on equal footing.

Murlocs: simply install the Nerglish Translator bookmarklet and get ready to surf our sites in your native tongue!

HOW TO INSTALL

  • Option 1—drag and drop the translator link below onto your browser’s bookmarks bar
  • Option 2—manual Installation:
    • Copy the translator link’s code to your clipboard
    • Open your browser’s bookmark manager
    • Create a new bookmark and paste the link’s code into the bookmark’s URL field

That’s it! Now you can use this bookmarklet to translate any Blizzard page into Nerglish. In the hallowed and inspiring words of Morgl, “MRRRGGK!”

Translate to Nerglish

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Mmrgl’gr ngmrg! Hmr mrgfrgkl aaufl grfrgrglurm mnglmmrrl glmuumurffrlgkmr akmmrkmr mrgshuglmmmngl frffurm Shurklmmrg bmrk akmmrgmmrf Mrgkurglmmugklmurgl.

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Mmurgl rgrgm agmrllu mmrfrlurglg gfflm urglur aaufl mrrfu’urg flmurgl mmrglmrnn aaufl mmrfrlurglg’urg Frnlm nluurgshrlgl!

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this is actually funny. the first one was probably the worst april fools joke attempt every by blizz.

 

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6 hours ago, Tupi said:

this is actually funny. the first one was probably the worst april fools joke attempt every by blizz.

 

Are you referring to out of season one? :^)

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