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[Terokkar] [A] <Project Nemesis> (5/9 H) seeking RDPS/Heals

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It could happen to us all sometimes our light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from others. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lit that flame within us.

At Project Nemesis we prefer to be stupid, be dumb, be funny, that's who we are and a beacon of crazyness that would make the Loony Toons proud, we don't try to be something that the WoW community may want us to be; that's stupid. Were just ourselves.

Will we go quietly into the night?
Will we be assimilated into the collective?
NOT LIKELY!

Were working as intended version 1.0 baby! youll not re-boot us. The CIA,FBI, MI5 hasnt decrypted our Simcraft

What can I say about us that isn’t like the conventional norm? Myth + this HC that blah blah blah, our guild members all have attractive and funny friends and/or spouses possibly? That were rocket scientists, brain surgeons, army generals, or wealthy stock brokers?

Yes were slowing going through at our own Pace ToS 5/9 HC and looking for additional healers and some range DPS

Confidence is not simply, 'They will like us'. Confidence instead is, 'We'll be fine if they don't'....

Become the exception to the rule and youll become better for it, our thought processes arent just out of the box theyre out of this world

Raid Days are:
Monday & Wednesday: 2100- 2300 ST
Tuesdays & Thursdays: Mythic + aka The Banzai Bashathon
Fridays: Free for all (100k Gold Participation Fee)
Saturday: Community Raid Events
Sunday: Group therapy

Want to participate in the Teamspeak Karaoke during the raid? go for it. Laughter is our weapon and frivolity is our shield, its not the journey but the memories that will become our legendary.

How about joining the guild with the fresh lemony scent of fun and person appreciation, we'll have you so immersed in green guild chat youll be jumping off cliffs and pulling 20000+ mobs in no time (seagulls excluded).

Whilst we are all here on Azeroth to help others; what on Azeroth the others are here for I don't know.

Many gamers lose their tempers merely from seeing us keep ours; honestly this is why our recipe is simple....

Fun we carry it in the new and improved Gnomic designed and Dwarven engineered WheelbyTron ASX 2000GTI and is a luxury best served warm you guessed it were proud owners of the "Acme Leisure Gnomemaster ZSW100F520X Burnathonmatic" version 2.0 with Dual Fuel to keep it so!

Our gratitude unlocks the fullness of guildlife this turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. ...pfft we Like our Chaos! Do we turn a meal into a Raid feast? a Guild into a home, a stranger into the most invaluable thing a friend....Definately

We could quote good old Gnomaac Asimov as saying People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

If only people with closed minds came with closed mouths eh where would the keyboard warrior be?

Project Nemesis where Squirrel worship, frank discussions about gnome psychology, Suicide charges into The Undercity An alt-a-holic meeting on Sunday nights knows how to get you to 2000000 days /played without losing your sanity.

Dont delay call us today on 123 456 ask for Jeebs and say the bear sent you 1f609.png

BNet: jeebsjones#2394 or drop me a pm happy to chat and oh boy can I chat

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