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After a series of giveaways that saw our users voting for best guilds, coming up with their funniest character names and even choosing their favourite methods of measuring distance in-game, it's time to end our week of giveaways on a light-hearted note.

For the final giveaway, we are asking all of you to give us your best WoW-related jokes! Whether they are terrible GM jokes, side-achingly funny faction jokes or just your favourite one liners, we want the best of the best when it comes to WoW comedy!

You can enter the giveaway by just posting a comment with your best joke and you will be entered to win one of 25 keys! Make sure to keep your jokes at least somewhat clean, so that all attendees of our comedy faire can enjoy themselves! (If you can't put it in WoW, it doesn't belong here!)

You can find our rules on the general giveaway thread here.

This giveaway will run until 27 June, 2018, ending at 23:59 CEST. Keys will distributed shortly afterwards.

You should only post one joke in your comment, so make sure to pick your best and make the most of your chance!

Good luck everyone!

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A level 10 warrior and a level 110 druid are sitting together and cooking food. The druid puts the food on a plate and hands it to the warrior. The warrior dumps the food on the ground, throws the plate away and starts eating. The druid asks why he threw away the plate and the warrior said: ''I can't use plate until i'm level 50 !!!''

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A hunter and a rogue walks into a bar.
Both order a shot of vodka, but suddenly the hunter grabs the rogue's shot, and drink both at once.
The rogue says: "WTF!?!?! That was mine!"
And the hunter answers: "MUUUUULTI SHOT!"

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Wh do PvP players love to kill boomkins?? Because they want chicken dinner! ;D

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How many druids does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but 1st he needs to think about it in Moonkin form, then sneak up to it in cat form. After that he can swipe at it in bear form until it comes out

 

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