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Ion: Battle for Azeroth is going to be our greatest expansion yet!

"An Illusion...? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?"

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Why do women love hunters the best as lovers?

1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.

2. Hunters always .... shoot twice.

3. Hunters love to ... eat what they shoot!

 

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A priest ask the convicted murderer at the electric chair. 

"Do you have any last requests?"

"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand"

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What do you need to end the war between ally and horde?

Spoiler

Have several feral druids, throw catnip at them and watch everyone saying "awwww so cute" as them plays.

 

I'm not good at jokes but at least I tried.... 

Pls gimme my beta key ❣️?

 

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How do you name Worgen mage?
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Labracadabror.
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Why priests doesn't get invited for dinner like paladins do?
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Cause priests can't use plates.

Edited by PistacjowyJoey

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This joke  is taken from the dark iron dwarf voice lines:

A nightelf once laughed at me for living inside a volcano... atleast i dont have to worry about my mountain burning down now do i? 

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[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker][Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker][Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker][Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

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A gnome mage , night elf rogue and human warrior wanted to cross the Dark Portal, but faintly glowing shade of Medivh appeared and stoped them from crossing, speaking:

- You shall not pass the Great Portal, unless you make my horse laugh...

Without hesitation warrior went first. With making faces he tried to make the horse laugh but nothing happened and the horse was standing as it stood before. Rogue moved the human away and tried his best dance moves but it also didn't work. Finally, the gnome came forward, asked horse to lean down and whispered something to his ear. Suddenly the horse were rolling on his back with laughter. 

Medivh's trick to stop the group didn't work, so they crossed the Portal.

When they wanted to go back, they met Medivh again. 

- Please, do something with this horse - asked Medivh - because he is laughing ever since you left.

Again, mighty warrior without hesistation charged the horse and tried to scare him with his intimidating shout but the horse was not affected by it and continued to laugh even more. The night elf came out of shadows, tried his best stunlock combo with garrote to silence the horse but still the horse was laughing. Gnome walked to the horse asked him to lean down again and after few seconds the horse froze with no sound comming out of his mouth.

Furious Medivh gripped the gnome at him and asked:

- Trifiling gnome, what did you do to my horse - he asked.

- It was quite easy you see - replied mage - When we first met I whispered, that my wee-wee is bigger than his. 

- And now, how did you stopped his laugh.

- I showed him.

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A hunter and a rogue go into a bar, and they each other order a shot of whiskey. 

The barman brings them over, and without any warning. 

The hunter grabs both drink and downs them in one.

The rogue turns to the hunter and says, "Hey, my drink! What do you think you're doing?!"

The hunter grins and yells, "Multi-Shot!"

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Several years ago, my friends and I walked into an iHop after a Blizzcon. The menus had calorie counts for each item. My friend yells to my other friend who was attempting to diet, "Hey, look! Damage meters!"

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I am a paladin, small and stout.

Here's my face and here's my mount.

When i see trouble scream and shout.

pop my bubble and hearthstone out.

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