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<Banana Hammock> is a BFA social raiding & M+ guild for late night weekend raiders.
Hours: 11pm-2am (Pacific) Saturday & Sunday for progression raids
Progression: 8/8 N 2/8 H
Raiding Goal: To reach AOTC each tier and to do mythic raiding if we can.
Ranged DPS If interested in raiding or hanging out with us just message
B.net: Nox#1474, Anubismerc#1882, or Radjehuty#1804
Battle for Azeroth is here, and Fat Finger Dream Team is back and bigger than ever, eager to experience what the new expansion has in store for us.
Who are we?
FFDT is a Horde guild located on Tarren Mill, consisting of around 20 players with different backgrounds in gaming. We enjoy a wide variety of in-game content, whether it be raids, mythic dungeons or PVP.
We’re a healthy mix of semi-competitive and chill people originating from all over Europe, age ranging from 22 to 34+. Many of us have played games together in the past, but we’re always looking for more people to strengthen our ranks, and would happily embrace you with our fat fingers.
Goals & Schedule
After successfully creating a strong guild foundation back in Legion, we now strive to keep our community healthy while expanding it in order to be able to enjoy everything that the game has to offer.
Our initial goal in Battle for Azeroth is to clear Uldir on Heroic difficulty while preparing a Mythic raiding team at the same time.
Our raiding schedule is as follows: 2 times per week, on Thursdays from 7 pm to 10 pm and on Sundays from 6 pm to 9 pm Paris time.
What we want from you
Good attitude - Be nice, be cool and cut down on your salt consumption. We prefer good attitude over numbers such as ilvls, achievements and scores. Communication - Be on Discord with us. Trust me, it makes raiding so much more enjoyable when you get to meet new people, of course without forgetting about some healthy shit talking! Attendance - Be able to attend at least once a week, preferably twice. Preparation for the raids - During progress runs it is expected that everyone has read guides and shows up with proper buffs. For hard content it is also advised to have studied class-specific guides. We are currently looking for flexible people with good game knowledge (both PvE and PvP) and mainly the following classes:
Druid (resto, balance) Shaman (all specs) Death Knight (frost, unholy) Warlock (affliction) Monk (windwalker)
It would be awesome to have you onboard, so please don’t hesitate to contact us regarding any questions you might have!
<These ARE My Glasses> is a semi-casual weekend raiding guild that focuses on Mythic+ & Heroic-only raiding. We take pride in downing bosses in a relaxed, chill atmosphere while having a great time with friends and laughing at adult humor while doing so. While focus and professionalism is important, we take great pride in the fact that individuals who comprise our team are the kind of folks who understand how to do both simultaneously to great effect.
Our leadership is versed in end-game PvE and PvP content ranging from DAOC, EQ, NwN, SWTOR, SW:G, and Destiny. We are not a console-based guild, and believe in the PCMR. We don't take ourselves too seriously, nor do we expect you to. We are a tight knit group of people and intend to stay that way. We are looking for long-term guild mates, and folks who enjoy playing video games at a high level. High level meaning you know your class, and intend to do what you need to do personally to perform as well as possible. We aren't here to hold your hand and tell you what to do, we just expect you to show up and know what you're doing 🙂
Our objectives are as follows:
- Having a good time, and not sacrificing performance in doing so. We love to have a good time during raids, but of course collective understanding and mechanical execution is as important. This means listening when you need to, and not cluttering Discord when the situation isn't conducive to clowning around. We provide guides in Discord channels and are always instructive during raids.
- Being competitive in Mythic+. We want to continue to improve. This environment can be stressful, but it is completely OPTIONAL. Being a part of the weekend raiding team does not mean you have to participate in Mythic+, but it is encouraged as it can only make you a better player!
Guild events are as follows:
-Mythic+ Dungeons daily during the evenings (Currently 15+). If you aren't there yet, we can get you there!
-Raids are Friday and Saturday nights from 9pm-12pm EST - we may go a bit later in order to finish a raid clear or if we are close to completion on a progression fight. On the other hand, if there's a particularly difficult boss or we aren't progressing, we may call the raid early to do other events such as M+, Island Expeditions, etc.
Now let's talk about what we're looking for and what we offer YOU. We are looking for community members who are here for more than just enjoying the World of Warcraft, but appreciate theory crafting, game discussion, upcoming developments, lore, and game mechanics. We are a community of gamers interested in a variety of games - Joining <These ARE My Glasses> is more than just joining a WoW guild, you're joining a family and established community.
What we offer you:
-All raid consumables (Flasks, pots, feasts), and raid leaders who develop strategies on a by-player basis to assist with execution during progression.
-A dedicated discord server that is constantly populated with members of the community, guild leadership, and everything in between. Participation in Discord is paramount to community development
-Like-minded community that understand the importance of progression, and understands constraints/limitations. A prime reason for us establishing Mythic dungeon-only groups. We've identified while a lot of people will want to raid, just not everyone has the time to dedicate to it
What we're looking for:
-Active players interested in PvE content (Heroic raiding/M+) - but not bleeding edge. We are always pushing the football down the field, but if you're looking for a guild that is raiding three to five nights a week to defeat cutting-edge content, we aren't it. At least for now anyway. We aren't a loot farming guild you can join to join your Mythic raiding group; we sniff out scumbags and remove them if they somehow happen to slip by my bull!@#$ sniffing machine
-Players interested in the understanding and discussion of player/game mechanics. This one is huge. Know your class, and if you aren't quite there yet, don't be afraid to ask for help or guidance!
-Positive, mature, and goal-oriented players. Progression can get annoying, and wiping forty or fifty times for one reason or another can really get to someone. It's a part of progression. Maturity is a must-have, we are an 18+ guild. No, that doesn't mean we can't sniff out a 30 year-old child either. Criticism can feel harsh, but we only do it to improve our guild performance as a whole. This is a two-way street. Drama, undermining relationships, or the inability to be an adult and solve problems as such are not welcome in this guild
Thanks for taking the time to read this post, and we look forward to seeing you in Azeroth!
Please feel free to contact me in-game using my BTag @
You can also join our Discord @ https://discord.gg/GRNXYs
Thanks for taking the time to read this and we look forward to chatting!
Recruitment for Bfa is now finished, only exceptional applications will be considered
The Shadowstalkers are looking for dedicated members to join our raid team!
Recruitment is currently OPEN. We will consider any strong applicant!
We are a raiding guild with a long history on Argent Dawn, We are currently seeking new raiders to help us push our progression in BFA and aim to raise our rank as high as we can!
Our mythic progression (during each current tier) is:
10/11 mythic Antorus
6/9 mythic Tomb of Sargeras
10/10 mythic Nighthold
3/3 mythic Trial of Valor
7/7 mythic Emerald Nightmare
About your trial:
- You will remain a trialist for around two raid lockouts to allow us to get a feel for you as a player and see how you fit and preform.
- We want trialists to join the guild during their trial period to see how they fit socially as this is an important part of our guild.
About our raids:
- We raid Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 19:50 until 23:00 server time.
- We expect raiders to maintain good attendance.
- We expect raiders to keep us informed if they can't attend a raid.
- All raiders must be willing to use voice chat and speak English.
You can find our Wowprogress page at:
You can find our Warcraft Logs page at:
You can find our Discord server at:
Use our discord server to find out more information about us.
You can apply to us on discord as well!
If you would like to discuss the guild further please poke Hucknell or any of the other officers Rugnus, Eubert, Saltyshot, or Chleo in-game who will be glad to chat!
[A - Thunderhorn - EU] <Shiny Happy People> Multi-realm community - Heroic raiding, M+, PvP - LOTS of Fun™By PinkFap
<Shiny Happy People>
Raid days/times: Wed/Thur - 20:30-23:30 with a possible third day at the start of a new tier or if we're close to a boss kill.
Discord - Most of our communication is done through voice channels in our Discord.
Current recruitment needs:
Looking for exceptional healers and non-shit DPS of any class.
For our most up-to-date recruitment needs please check our WoWProgress page.
For our history and a proper understanding of what we're about you can go to this page on our website.
I strongly recommend you give that a read before applying.
<Shiny Happy People> Is looking for the best of the worst to join us in Heroic raiding. We're looking for non-shit, banter-loving, trash-talkers to tear up Heroic raids, M+ and the occasional semi-serious PvP endeavour. We're long-time friends and former hardcore raiders going as far back as Vanilla. We're going semi-hardcore for BFA to enjoy ourselves better and play the game under our own more laid back rules. This means 2-3 days a week of raids with a steady progression and to make room for plenty of other activities. Our guild is situated on EU Thunderhorn but we have members on different realms, with a large cluster on Maelstrom. Because of this we see our Discord channel as our actual guild. And so you'll find most of the communication and organization to be done through Discord.
For more information you can visit our website.
For questions you can either contact me directly on Bnet PinkFap#2713 or join our Discord.